A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.
Fun Facts About Your Teeth
The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
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A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
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Many women believe that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception.
Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.
American Red Cross
Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.
The NASA Planet Site
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
Equator: A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Liter: A nest of young puppies.
Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
MRI's use magnets to see into the body.
Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
Vacuum: A large, empty space where the Pope lives.
For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.
For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration.
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For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.
To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
For a head cold, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
For dog bite, put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
Dog Bite Prevention and Treatment
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