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Classroom Bloopers - 3rd and 4th Grade Classes - continued

chattering teethA permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.

Fun Facts About Your Teeth 

 

The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Visit Space & Earth Science! to view the current moon phase.dinosaur

 

A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

Learn more about fossils dinosaurs , and more dinosaurs.

 

stop signwine bottle and two glasses
Many women believe that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception.

 

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.


American Red Cross

 

planet with moons on black backgroundPlanet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.

The NASA Planet Site 

 

Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.

 

lionEquator: A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.

 

Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

 

Line of running puppies
Liter: A nest of young puppies.


Conversion Factors 

 

MRI in useMagnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.



MRI's use magnets to see into the body.

 

Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.

 

Vacuum: A large, empty space where the Pope lives.

 

man with nosebleedFor a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.

 

For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration.


[Learn "CPR" ]

 

For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.

 

small cowTo keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.

 

eye lookign through hole
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

 

sick cartoon manFor a head cold, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.

 

For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

 

For dog bite, put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.


Dog Bite Prevention and Treatment 

 

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