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Classroom Bloopers Part II - 5th and 6th Grade Classes continued

Sun with a clock faceSome people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers!

 

Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.

 

Funny Father with newspaperGenetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

 

Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

 

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.

 

Test tube spilledWe say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

 

In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.

 

Sun peeking thru clouds

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

 

I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.

 

Clouds are high flying fogs.

 

Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around and around. There is not much else to do!

 

Cartoon boy looking sickCyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man.

 

A monsoon is a French gentleman.

 

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

 

Snowman GlobeA blizzard is when it snows sideways.

 

 

Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.

 

Palm TreeHula DancerIt is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.

 

The wind is like the air, only pushier.

 

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