Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers!
Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.
We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.
Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
Clouds are high flying fogs.
Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around and around. There is not much else to do!
Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man.
A monsoon is a French gentleman.
Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
A blizzard is when it snows sideways.
Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.
It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.
The wind is like the air, only pushier.
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