Did you hear about the scientist who put his feet in a bucket of ice and his head inside a hot oven? He said that, on AVERAGE, he was quite comfortable!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? The food is terrific, but there's no atmosphere.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
And now on to more jokes, humor, and fun facts!
Lots More Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Advice for Graduates
School Days, School Ways
Just 15 Years Ago...
Great Truths for All Ages
Philosophically Speaking ...
Who's calling...no, who's answering?
Fun Facts and Trivia
Dollar Bill Trivia
Classroom Bloopers, 3rd and 4th Grade
Classroom Bloopers, 5th and 6th Grade
English! What a Language!