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Just 15 Years Ago...

(before the "computer age")

 

An application was for employment

 Paper application and pen

 

A program was a television show

television set

 

Windows were something you hated to clean

 windows

 

A keyboard was a piano

piano 

 

A cursor used profanity

 symbols

 Memory was something you lost with age

 finger with string tied around it

A CD was a bank account

a cd-rom

 

Compress was something you did to garbage

 full garbage can

 

Log on was adding wood to a fire

 fire in fireplace

 

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

moving car 

 

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

 a computer mouse and pad

 

And a backup happened to your toilet

 dog plunging a toilet

 

Cut you did with scissors

 moving scissors

 

Paste you did with glue

rubber cement 

 

A web was a spider's home

 spider dropping from web

And a virus was the flu!!!

 sick man

WOW, HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED!

 

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