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Knock Knock Jokes!

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Illustration of a man knocking on a door
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
Knock, knock Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow
knock knock.
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anudder
Anudder who?
Anudder mosquito.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U tal-king to me?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat Who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yahoo!
Yahoo who?
Yahoo Mountain Dew!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car'l get you there faster than a bike.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
Tiss who is good for blowing your nose.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe come over and play?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.
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