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Great Truths for All Ages

Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned

  1. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  2. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  3. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
  4. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
  5. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
  6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  7. Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.
  8. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
  9. School lunches stick to the wall.
  10. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  11. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
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